- Meri zindagi per ~faqat itna ehsan ker do,
- Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
- Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
- Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
- Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
- Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
- ik benam si moh~abbat mere nam ker do,
- ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
- Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
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- I want u ...
- To be with me In a nice Restaurent
- To have candle light dinner.... &
- to say those sweet three words to U....
- "Pay The Bill"
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- Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
- Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
- Sharafat se roz ~SMS kia karo warna,
- Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
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- Boy: I Love You..?
- Girl: Hahahahaha
- Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
- Girl: Hahahahahahaha
- ...
- Boy: I W~ill Die For You..?
- Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
- Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
- Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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- Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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- If ever I was rude to u,
- If ever I was angry with u,
- If ever I m~isbehaved with u,
- then don't hesitate,
- JUST SLAP URSELF
- mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
- Har bar ham~ara dil dukhatay ho
- Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
- Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
- Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
- Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
- Close ur eyes n think about yourself
- Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
- ur face
- ur style
- ur nature
- ur smile
- ur looks
- Now open your eyes
- Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
- Chalo thanks bolo;-)
- Only you were selected
- My eyes detected
- My heart re~acted
- Thousand were rejected &
- Only you were selected.
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- Because I ne~eded a monkey
- for an advertisement.
- U r so cute and dashing
- Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
- Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
- Coz
- U r so Cute & Dashing..
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- True Love is like a pillow.
- U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
- U could CR~Y on it when Ur in pain.
- U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
- Want True Love?
- Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
- What's an avera~ge 6 inch long
- What's an average 6 inch long
- Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- A:1000- ru~pee currency note.!
- Always think positive
- Your 5 qualities
- Ur 5 qualities:
- 1---------
- 2---------
- 3---------
- 4---------
- 5---------
- Agar zindagi main kabhi
- koi acha kam kia hota
- to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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- Love is possible after friendship
- but
- friendship is not possible after love
- because
- medicines work before death
- later nothing ~can be cured....!!!
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- Whos hot... Its U,
- Whos
- Charm~ing... Its U,
- Whos
- Sweetest.. Its U,
- Whos
- Intelligent... Its U,
- Whos dear & near friend... Its U
- Whos a liar.. Its me
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- In
- 1 year,
- 12 months,
- 365 days & nights,
- 8760 hours,
- 52560 min,
- 3153600 sec,
- sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
- Aur sirf 2 ~mins lagay
- is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)
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- You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
- Just a secon~d, don't misunderstand.
- CUTE means:
- Creating
- Useless
- Troubles
- Everywhere..
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- I always think about U.
- I cant live without U.
- I really need U.
- Im totally mad about U.
- I just wanna be with U.
- Im crazy 4 U.
- I wanna marry U.
- I LOVE U.
- Aisa mujhe~ bajuwali kehti hai��
- (My neighbour say all this to me)
- Plz call me, its urgent
- Plz call me,
- its urgent.
- Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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- Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
- Plz mana mat karna
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- Warna
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- GADHA mar jayega
- I love ~
- I love PAKISTAN
- P= parveen
- A= asma
- K=~kiran
- I= iqra
- S= seher
- T= tuba
- A= aalia
- N= nida
- PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
- i love PAKISTAN
- I am your girlfriend is ....
- I am your girlfriend:
- Smart.
- Intelligent.
- Sweet.
- Talented.
- Excllent.
- Romantic.
- theek kaha na ?
- In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
- Happy april fools day
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- Hum ho gaye tu~mhare tumhe sochne k bad,
- Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
- Dunya c~hor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
- KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
- Caught sleeping together
- Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
- Boy2.Oh! I know her
- Boy1:How?
- Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
- Boy1:What the hell?
- Boy2.during lecture in maths class
- Think +ve:)
- Someone misses you
- SomeOne..
- MiSSES U..
- NeeDS U..
- Worries About U
- Lonely Without U
- Guess~ Who?
- THE MONKEY IN
- ... THE ZOO ..
- Yar I trusted you so much
- Yar I trusted~ you so much
- but ur mouth is never shut.
- Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
- U really disappointed me,
- plz stop telling everybody that,
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- I'm so CUTE.
- Wife said I'm dying
- Husband texts to wife on cell..
- "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
- Wife: I'm dying..!
- Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
- Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
- ~
- Husband: "Bloody English Language!
- Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai
- Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
- Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
- Kehne k~o bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
- Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D
- Short thing gets longer
- A short thing
- its get longer as u hold it
- & pass between woman's breast
- & enters into a small hole
- What is it?
- Click here for answer!
- CONTINUE~ READING →
- Millions Of People Write Love Letters.
- Millions of people write love letters.
- But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
- Just imagi~ne how lucky i m!
- Great words said by
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- ** dust bin **
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- Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
- Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
- Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
- Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
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- Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
- Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
- Girlfriend:Push it in,
- Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
- Girlfriend:Its painful,
- Boyfriend:F~orget it.
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- Well buy new~ WEDDING RING!
- When things go wrong, i want 2 b there
- When things go wrong,
- when sad~ness fills your heart &
- when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
- just let me know.
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- cause I want 2b there 4 U!
- I am se~lling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
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- Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
- which is 6~" long
- and move it in and out
- and wait for a white substance to come out?
- Girl: y do ~u ask such question to me.
- i cant tell such words
- Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
- Meri tarah perfect
- I never forget my sincere friends
- when i see som~e faults in them
- i keep patient & just realize that
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- "ab har koi meri terha perfect
- tou nahi ho sakta na"
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