Meri zindagi shayari new2017

1. Meri zindagi per ~faqat itna ehsan ker do,
2. Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
3. Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
4. Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
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6. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
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8. Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
9. ik benam si moh~abbat mere nam ker do,
10. 
    
11. ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
12. Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
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16. I want u ...
17. To be with me In a nice Restaurent
18. To have candle light dinner.... &
19. to say those sweet three words to U....
20. "Pay The Bill"
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24. Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
25. Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
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27. Sharafat se roz ~SMS kia karo warna,
28. Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
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31. 
    
32. Boy: I Love You..?
33. Girl: Hahahahaha
34. 
    
35. Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
36. Girl: Hahahahahahaha
37. ...
38. Boy: I W~ill Die For You..?
39. Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
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41. Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
42. Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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46. Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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48. If ever I was rude to u,
49. If ever I was angry with u,
50. If ever I m~isbehaved with u,
51. then don't hesitate,
52. 
    
53. 
    
54.  
55. JUST SLAP URSELF
56. 
    
57. mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
58. 
    
59. Har bar ham~ara dil dukhatay ho
60. 
    
61. Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
62. Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
63. 
    
64. Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
65. Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
66. 
    
67. Close ur eyes n think about yourself
68. 
    
69. Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
70. 
    
71. ur face
72. 
    
73. ur style
74. 
    
75. ur nature
76. 
    
77. ur smile
78. 
    
79. ur looks
80. 
    
81. Now open your eyes
82. 
    
83. Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
84. 
    
85. Chalo thanks bolo;-)
86. 
    
87. Only you were selected
88. 
    
89. My eyes detected
90. My heart re~acted
91. Thousand were rejected &
92. Only you were selected.
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99. Because I ne~eded a monkey
100. for an advertisement.
101. 
     
102. U r so cute and dashing
103. 
     
104. Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
105. Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
106. Coz
107. U r so Cute & Dashing..
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110. 
     
111. True Love is like a pillow.
112. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
113. U could CR~Y on it when Ur in pain.
114. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
115. Want True Love?
116. Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
117. 
     
118. What's an avera~ge 6 inch long
119. 
     
120. What's an average 6 inch long
121. Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
122. ?
123. ?
124. ?
125. ?
126. A:1000- ru~pee currency note.!
127. Always think positive
128. 
     
129. Your 5 qualities
130. 
     
131. Ur 5 qualities:
132. 
     
133. 1---------
134. 
     
135. 2---------
136. 
     
137. 3---------
138. 
     
139. 4---------
140. 
     
141. 5---------
142. 
     
143. Agar zindagi main kabhi
144. koi acha kam kia hota
145. to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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151. 
     
152. Love is possible after friendship
153. but
154. friendship is not possible after love
155. because
156. medicines work before death
157. later nothing ~can be cured....!!!
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161. 
     
162. Whos hot... Its U,
163. Whos
164. Charm~ing... Its U,
165. Whos
166. Sweetest.. Its U,
167. Whos
168. Intelligent... Its U,
169. Whos dear & near friend... Its U
170. Whos a liar.. Its me
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173. 
     
174. In
175. 1 year,
176. 12 months,
177. 365 days & nights,
178. 8760 hours,
179. 52560 min,
180. 3153600 sec,
181. sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
182. 
     
183. Aur sirf 2 ~mins lagay
184. is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)
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188. You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
189. Just a secon~d, don't misunderstand.
190. CUTE means:
191. Creating
192. Useless
193. Troubles
194. Everywhere..
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197. 
     
198. I always think about U.
199. I cant live without U.
200. I really need U.
201. Im totally mad about U.
202. I just wanna be with U.
203. Im crazy 4 U.
204. I wanna marry U.
205. I LOVE U.
206. 
     
207. Aisa mujhe~ bajuwali kehti hai��
208. (My neighbour say all this to me)
209. 
     
210. Plz call me, its urgent
211. 
     
212. Plz call me,
213. its urgent.
214. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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220. Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
221. Plz mana mat karna
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223. .
224. Warna
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226. .
227. GADHA mar jayega
228. 
     
229. I love ~
230. 
     
231. I love PAKISTAN
232. 
     
233. P= parveen
234. A= asma
235. K=~kiran
236. I= iqra
237. S= seher
238. T= tuba
239. A= aalia
240. N= nida
241. 
     
242. PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
243. i love PAKISTAN
244. 
     
245. I am your girlfriend is ....
246. 
     
247. I am your girlfriend:
248. Smart.
249. Intelligent.
250. Sweet.
251. Talented.
252. Excllent.
253. Romantic.
254. 
     
255. theek kaha na ?
256. 
     
257. In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
258. 
     
259. Happy april fools day
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261. 
     
262. Hum ho gaye tu~mhare tumhe sochne k bad,
263. Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
264. 
     
265. Dunya c~hor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
266. KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
267. 
     
268. Caught sleeping together
269. 
     
270. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
271. Boy2.Oh! I know her
272. Boy1:How?
273. Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
274. Boy1:What the hell?
275. Boy2.during lecture in maths class
276. 
     
277. Think +ve:)
278. 
     
279. Someone misses you
280. 
     
281. SomeOne..
282. MiSSES U..
283. NeeDS U..
284. Worries About U
285. Lonely Without U
286. Guess~ Who?
287. THE MONKEY IN
288. ... THE ZOO ..
289. 
     
290. Yar I trusted you so much
291. 
     
292. Yar I trusted~ you so much
293. but ur mouth is never shut.
294. Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
295. U really disappointed me,
296. plz stop telling everybody that,
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301. I'm so CUTE.
302. 
     
303. Wife said I'm dying
304. 
     
305. Husband texts to wife on cell..
306. 
     
307. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
308. 
     
309. Wife: I'm dying..!
310. 
     
311. Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
312. 
     
313. Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
314. ~
315. Husband: "Bloody English Language!
316. 
     
317. Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai
318. 
     
319. Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
320. Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
321. 
     
322. Kehne k~o bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
323. Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D
324. 
     
325. Short thing gets longer
326. 
     
327. A short thing
328. its get longer as u hold it
329. & pass between woman's breast
330. & enters into a small hole
331. What is it?
332. 
     
333. Click here for answer!
334. CONTINUE~ READING →
335. 
     
336. Millions Of People Write Love Letters.
337. 
     
338. Millions of people write love letters.
339. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
340. Just imagi~ne how lucky i m!
341. Great words said by
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345. ** dust bin **
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348. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
349. Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
350. 
     
351. Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
352. Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
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355. Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
356. Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
357. 
     
358. Girlfriend:Push it in,
359. Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
360. 
     
361. Girlfriend:Its painful,
362. Boyfriend:F~orget it.
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367. Well buy new~ WEDDING RING!
368. 
     
369. When things go wrong, i want 2 b there
370. 
     
371. When things go wrong,
372. when sad~ness fills your heart &
373. when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
374. just let me know.
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376. .
377. cause I want 2b there 4 U!
378. I am se~lling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
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381. 
     
382. Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
383. which is 6~" long
384. and move it in and out
385. and wait for a white substance to come out?
386. 
     
387. Girl: y do ~u ask such question to me.
388. i cant tell such words
389. 
     
390. Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
391. 
     
392. Meri tarah perfect
393. 
     
394. I never forget my sincere friends
395. when i see som~e faults in them
396. i keep patient & just realize that
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401. "ab har koi meri terha perfect
402. tou nahi ho sakta na"