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1. Pappu: My neighbour loves the music I play.
2. Bunty: What makes y~ou think so?
3. Pappu: Last night, he broke the window with a stone to hear it better!
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5. Maths teacher to Pappu, "If ~you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up?
6. Pappu: Whose pant is it?
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8. Santa entered Pappu~'s room and found him asleep on his books, looking tired of exam studies.
9. He walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and BAAAANG!!! slapped his face... and said,
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13. "Last seen on Whatsapp 2 minutes ago"!
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15. Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?
16. Pappu: Totally under water.
17. Santa: What do~ you mean?
18. Pappu: All below 'C' level!
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20. Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
21. Pappu: I want to be a millionaire, just like my dad.
22. Teacher: Wow, y~our dad's a millionaire?
23. Pappu: No, but he always wanted to be one!
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25. Jeeto: Yesterday, there were two chocolate cakes in the box and now there's only one. Why?
26. Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn't see the other one!
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28. Pappu: A very fright~ening woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me.
29. Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos, Kripa Ho Jaye gi!
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31. Pappu: You're like a drug to me.
32. Girlfriend: Because y~u're hooked to me?
33. Pappu: No. Because you're ruining my life!
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35. Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter...
36. Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap ~Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!
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38. Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam.
39. Sir: Why are you ~fighting?
40. Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank.
41. Sir: So what?
42. Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!
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46. Pappu: Look into my~ eyes, you see something?
47. Girlfriend: I see true love...
48. Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
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51.   Teacher: In 1940, what~ were the Poles doing in Russia?
52. Pappu: Holdin' up the telephone lines!
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54. Teacher: You haven't~ listened to a word I've said. Are you having trouble hearing?
55. Pappu: No, ma'm. I'm having trouble listening!
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57. Santa: What's going on at neighbours?
58. Pappu:~ It's someone's birthday.
59. Santa: Whose?
60. Pappu: Tuyu's!
61. Santa: Tuyu?
62. Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"
63. PAPPU / SANTABANTA  79
64. Pappu: Dad, I want an iPhone 5.
65. Santa: Look at my hand... how many fingers I have?
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67. Teacher: As a result of "G~lobal warming", our next generation will not able to see 'Tigers'.
68. Pappu: So what do we do? We never complain that we don't see 'Dinosaurs'!
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70. Pappu: Did you kno~w that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
71. Girl: That is unfortunate.
72. Pappu: What did you say?
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74. Jeeto: Why did y~ou put a frog in your sister's bed?
75. Pappu: I couldn't find a spider!
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77. Pappu: I read something~ the other day that made me piss myself.
78. Bunty: What was it?
79. Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
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81. Teacher: Who was Akbar?
82. Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
83. Teacher: W~hat? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
84. Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
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88. Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
89. Jeeto: It's a formality j~ust like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
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91. Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.
92. Bunty: So wh~at did you do?
93. Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
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95. Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6?
96. Bunty: That's weird~. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
97. Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
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99. Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
100. Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
101. Santa: Good news first?
102. Pappu: I pass~ed the exams.
103. Santa: And the bad news?
104. Pappu: The good news is wrong!
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106. Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you~ put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
107. Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
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109. Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
110. Bunty: Why?
111. Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!
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113. Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night.
114. Bunty: How can you say that?
115. Pappu: When I turned it up, they invit~ed the police to listen to it!
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117. One day in class, the teacher assig~ned his students to write a composition - If I were a Manager!
118. All the students began to write except Pappu. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
119. Pappu replied, "I am waiting for my secretary"!
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121. Teacher: Why there ar~e different types of blood group?
122. Pappu: So that the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours!
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124. Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams.
125. Pappu: I failed because I ~kept looking at her!