comedy shayari new2017


  • Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise…
  • Usko apne p~yar ka izhaar karu kaise…
  • Daya pata lagao, akhir ye khooon hua kaise...
  • shukriya shukriya….
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  • Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…
  • Bahar ~kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…
  • Abhijeet khoon isi gun se hua hai!!!
  • wah wah…
  • wah wah…
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  • Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai…
  • Meri gardan me d~ard aur gale me kharash hai…
  • Oh my God daya, yaha pe ek laash hai...
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  • Gaur farmaiyega…
  • Bada hi naazuk sher hai…
  • Mere labrador kutte ka naam hai rooney….
  • Mere la~brador kutte ka naam hai rooney….
  • Abhijeet, yahi hai wo asli khuni!!!
  • wah wah…..
  • mashalla….
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  • Ek aur pesh karte hai…
  • Devdas ki maut ki wajah thi paro…
  • Devdas ~ki maut ki wajah thi paro…
  • Daya ghar ka kona kona chan maro...
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  • Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi….
  • Ful khile ~baharo me ghata cha gayi….
  • Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gayi...
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  • Ek akhari arz karta hu…
  • Mere gh~ar k piche ek naala hai…
  • wah wah..
  • Mere ghar k piche ek naala hai…
  • Abhijeet, daal me zarur kuch kala hai...
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  • Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
  • JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA
  • Uss ne m~anga to khara ho gya
  • RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA
  • Mein ne diya to chout gya
  • PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
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  • Kuch log thodi der karte hain
  • Kuch lo!g 2-3 dafa karte hain,
  • aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
  • tab jaakar hota hai
  • unka
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  • U picked me u~p,U took me home,
  • U put ur hands around my waist,
  • U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine.
  • THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
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  • Mangta hoon to deti nahi,
  • jawaab mere sawaal ka…….
  • Deti hai to khada ho jata hai,
  • rome rome jazbaat ka……….
  • Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,
  • yun jawaab sawaal ka………
  • Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,
  • Rukh apni baat ka……..
  • Kal sham! ko jab kar rahe the sath mein,
  • kaam apne office ka…..
  • Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne,
  • bhed coding logic ka…….
  • Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko mujhko,
  • garam cup coffee ka..
  • Aur khu!d pakad leti hai mera…
  • thanda glass juice ka….
  • Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad ke daal hi doon,
  • baloon mein phool gulab ka…
  • Dalte hi gir jata hai,
  • patta patta gulab ka…!
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  • Skin meets Skin
  • When is that
  • the skin meets skin,
  • hair~ meets hair
  • n balls disappear..
  • dirty mind
  • its when
  • u BLINK UR EYES
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  • Do you Know?
  • Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
  • Bad!-MIND:-
  • Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
  • AUR
  • LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……
  • so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……
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  • Laut Jaati ~Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar;
  • Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;
  • Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko;
  • Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapka Bhosda Dekh Kar!
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  • Koun Kehta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutneko Aata Hai,
  • Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai!
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  • “Umar ki Raah Mein Insaan Badal jaatein Hain,
  • Waqt ki aandhi me~in tufaan badal jaatein hain,
  • Kasoor mera nahi , AE parda Nashien !!
  • Husn ko Dekhkar Imaan badal Jatein hain.”
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  • Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai,
  • Gham ke sagar mein kuch is kadar kho gayi hai,
  • Tum aajao waapis !yeh guzaarish hai meri,
  • Shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai.
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  • Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;
  • Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;
  • Haathoon Me They~ Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;
  • Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;
  • Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!
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  • Ye Waqt Nahin Hai Rone Ka,
  • Ye Waqt Hai Bacha Hone Ka,
  • Uss Waqt Ky!un Nahin Royi Thi,
  • Jab Chipak Ke Mujhse Soyee Thi,
  • Aab Jo Kiya Hai Wo Bharo,
  • Tab To Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo!
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  • Na Teer Na Talwaar,
  • Agar Mujhse ~Hai Pyaar,
  • To Khol Apni Salwaar,
  • Mera Shastra Hai Taiyaar,
  • Houngaa Tujhpe Sawaar,
  • Jaldi Se Apni Chadhi Utaar,
  • Teri Bharni Hai Daraar!
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  • Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;
  • Chaku Se Kya K~aat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;
  • Dupatte Se Kya Dhaak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!
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  • Dosti to sirf eak ittephak hai,
  • Ye to ~dilo ki mulaqat hai
  • Dosti nahi dekhti ke ye din he ki raat hai,
  • Aise mein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.
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  • Gum ki aanch per anshun ubal kar dekho,
  • rang ban j~aynge kisi per dal kar dekho,
  • Tumhare seene ki jalan cum hogi jaroor,
  • kisi ke pawon se kanta nikal kar dekho.
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  • Kehne ko toa~ kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
  • Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
  • Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
  • Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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  • Usne ~mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
  • Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
  • Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
  • Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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  • Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
  • Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
  • Mujhe ptta t~ha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
  • Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
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  • Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
  • Nigah ko kissi~ soorat ki talash rehti hai,
  • Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
  • Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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  • Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
  • husn ke~ tever nokile ho gaye,
  • faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
  • ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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  • Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
  • wo chham ~chham kar ke chali gayi
  • main sindoor le kar khada tha
  • wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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  • Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
  • Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
  • Zamana teji ka hai,
  • Phir kyon~ nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
  • Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
  • Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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  • Pani Ma~in Tairna machali ka style
  • Hawa me udna panchi ka style
  • Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
  • Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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  • Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
  • dil dhadak~ta hai baar baar,
  • par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
  • ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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  • Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
  • thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
  • dil tut kar~ reh gaya,
  • jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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  • Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Main Sh~er Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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  • Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
  • Begana kaho ~ya deewana,
  • Suno is dil ka fasana,
  • Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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  • Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
  • Kuch nasha ~to dheemi barsaat ka hai
  • Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
  • Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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  • Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
  • gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
  • samundar a~dhura hau kinaro ke bina,
  • jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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  • Shayar ~hoon arj karta hoon shayari
  • Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
  • Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…
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  • Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
  • Sab apne~ apne naseeb hote hai,
  • Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
  • Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
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  • Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
  • jisko dhoond rah~ein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
  • firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
  • bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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  • Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
  • Itna gair na sam~jho call nahi toa atleast
  • Miss call toa kar liya karo
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  • Zindagi me~in tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
  • Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
  • Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
  • Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
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  • Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
  • Socha tha har mo~dd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
  • Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.
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  • Itna khusnasib to hum na the
  • Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
  • Fir kyo hum k~uda ko itna bha gye
  • ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye
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  • baari barsi khatan gaya c
  • main kiha baari barsi khatan gay c
  • te khat ke liande kele
  • bote te chadh de da
  • mera chain vich fass gaya pauncha
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  • kaash un hassenaon k baap mar jaate
  • hum bhi afsos k bahane gale mil aate
  • fir socha ae dil aisa sochna paap hai
  • ek din tujhe bhi banna kissi haseena ka baap hai
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  • Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga
  • tu ruth vi jayegi ta~ tenu manavaga
  • man javi aae sanam mere manane se
  • warna akhna vich anshu leke main kithe jawaga…
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  • Mein jism hega tu ruh hegi meri
  • dil hega m~era dhadkan hegi teri
  • pyaar kardi hegi merenaal ta dasdi kyu ni
  • kyu kardi hegi batan vich inni deri…
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  • Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga
  • tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga
  • saya ta chadd ja~nda hega sath andhere wich
  • lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga…
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  • Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega
  • sada dil twade dil nal mil jan wala hega
  • rakhi khula ap~ne dil de darwaje nu
  • sada khyal twade dil vich aan wala hega..
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  • Us pal n~u sanjoo kar rakhya hega
  • jado mere hath nu tera hath milya
  • khush kismat hega main is jahan vich
  • jo meinu jindagi vich tera sath milya…
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  • Aksar Lok Eh Puchde Ne,
  • Tera Mera Ki Rishta ?
  • Main Aksar Ehi Khenda Haan,
  • Jo Rab Ne Banaya,
  • Ohi Sahamne Aaya.
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  • Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
  • wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
  • main sindoor le kar khada tha
  • wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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  • Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
  • Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
  • Zamana teji ka hai,
  • Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
  • Kalam se khat par leekh~ kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
  • Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
  •  .............................................................................
  • Pani Main Tairna ~machali ka style
  • Hawa me udna panchi ka style
  • Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
  • Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
  •  .............................................................................
  • Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
  • Nigah ko kissi soora~t ki talash rehti hai,
  • Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
  • Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
  •  .............................................................................
  • Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
  • husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
  • faisla lene~ me itne dhile ho gaye,
  • ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
  •  .............................................................................
  • Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
  • dil dhadakta~ hai baar baar,
  • par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
  • ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
  •  .............................................................................
  • Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
  • thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
  • dil tut kar reh gaya,
  • jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
  •  .............................................................................
  • Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Main Sher Suna~ata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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  • Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
  • Magar kuch soc~eene ki baat karte ho,
  • Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
  •  .............................................................................
  • Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
  • Hamne uski doli ~utha rakhi thi ,
  • Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
  • Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
  •  .............................................................................
  • Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
  • Hamm b~hi aab sehra sajayenge,
  • Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
  • Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
  • .............................................................................

  • Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
  • wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
  • main sindoor le kar khada tha
  • wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
  •  .............................................................................
  • Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
  • Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
  • Zamana teji ka hai,
  • Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
  • Kala~m se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
  • Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
  •  .............................................................................
  • Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
  • Hawa me udna p~hejna FANNAH ka style
  • Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
  •  .............................................................................
  • Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
  • Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
  • Tere bin k~oi kami toa nhi hai dost,
  • Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
  •  .............................................................................
  • Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
  • husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
  • faisla lene me~ itne dhile ho gaye,
  • ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
  •  .............................................................................
  • Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
  • dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
  • par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
  • ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
  •  .............................................................................
  • Humne bhi kab~hi pyar kiya tha,
  • thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
  • dil tut kar reh gaya,
  • jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
  •  .............................................................................
  • Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Main Sher Suna~ata hoon zara ghor se suno,
  • Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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  • Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
  • Magar kuch soch ke~ ruk jaate hain .
  • Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
  • Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
  •  .............................................................................
  • Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
  • Hamne uski doli ~utha rakhi thi ,
  • Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
  • Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
  •  .............................................................................
  • Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
  • Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
  • Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
  • Ab uski ch~otti behen ko fasayenge

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