सीधे मुख्य सामग्री पर जाएं
- Usko apne pyar ka izhaar karu kaise…
- Usko apne p~yar ka izhaar karu kaise…
- Daya pata lagao, akhir ye khooon hua kaise...
- shukriya shukriya….
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- Bahar kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…
- Bahar ~kuch mara hai, billi hai ya chuha hai…
- Abhijeet khoon isi gun se hua hai!!!
- wah wah…
- wah wah…
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- Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai…
- Meri gardan me d~ard aur gale me kharash hai…
- Oh my God daya, yaha pe ek laash hai...
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- Gaur farmaiyega…
- Bada hi naazuk sher hai…
- Mere labrador kutte ka naam hai rooney….
- Mere la~brador kutte ka naam hai rooney….
- Abhijeet, yahi hai wo asli khuni!!!
- wah wah…..
- mashalla….
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- Ek aur pesh karte hai…
- Devdas ki maut ki wajah thi paro…
- Devdas ~ki maut ki wajah thi paro…
- Daya ghar ka kona kona chan maro...
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- Ful khile baharo me ghata cha gayi….
- Ful khile ~baharo me ghata cha gayi….
- Dr. Salunke kya post mortem ki report aa gayi...
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- Ek akhari arz karta hu…
- Mere gh~ar k piche ek naala hai…
- wah wah..
- Mere ghar k piche ek naala hai…
- Abhijeet, daal me zarur kuch kala hai...
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- Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
- JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA
- Uss ne m~anga to khara ho gya
- RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA
- Mein ne diya to chout gya
- PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
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- Kuch log thodi der karte hain
- Kuch lo!g 2-3 dafa karte hain,
- aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
- tab jaakar hota hai
- unka
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- U picked me u~p,U took me home,
- U put ur hands around my waist,
- U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine.
- THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
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- Mangta hoon to deti nahi,
- jawaab mere sawaal ka…….
- Deti hai to khada ho jata hai,
- rome rome jazbaat ka……….
- Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,
- yun jawaab sawaal ka………
- Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,
- Rukh apni baat ka……..
- Kal sham! ko jab kar rahe the sath mein,
- kaam apne office ka…..
- Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne,
- bhed coding logic ka…….
- Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko mujhko,
- garam cup coffee ka..
- Aur khu!d pakad leti hai mera…
- thanda glass juice ka….
- Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad ke daal hi doon,
- baloon mein phool gulab ka…
- Dalte hi gir jata hai,
- patta patta gulab ka…!
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- Skin meets Skin
- When is that
- the skin meets skin,
- hair~ meets hair
- n balls disappear..
- dirty mind
- its when
- u BLINK UR EYES
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- Do you Know?
- Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
- Bad!-MIND:-
- Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
- AUR
- LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……
- so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……
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- Laut Jaati ~Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar;
- Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;
- Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko;
- Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapka Bhosda Dekh Kar!
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- Koun Kehta Hai Ki Lund Yahan Mutneko Aata Hai,
- Woh To Chut Ki Yaad Me Aansu Bahane Aata Hai!
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- “Umar ki Raah Mein Insaan Badal jaatein Hain,
- Waqt ki aandhi me~in tufaan badal jaatein hain,
- Kasoor mera nahi , AE parda Nashien !!
- Husn ko Dekhkar Imaan badal Jatein hain.”
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- Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayi hai,
- Gham ke sagar mein kuch is kadar kho gayi hai,
- Tum aajao waapis !yeh guzaarish hai meri,
- Shayad mujhe tumhaari aadat si ho gayi hai.
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- Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee;
- Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee;
- Haathoon Me They~ Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer;
- Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee;
- Woh Meri Cycle Theeee!
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- Ye Waqt Nahin Hai Rone Ka,
- Ye Waqt Hai Bacha Hone Ka,
- Uss Waqt Ky!un Nahin Royi Thi,
- Jab Chipak Ke Mujhse Soyee Thi,
- Aab Jo Kiya Hai Wo Bharo,
- Tab To Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo!
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- Na Teer Na Talwaar,
- Agar Mujhse ~Hai Pyaar,
- To Khol Apni Salwaar,
- Mera Shastra Hai Taiyaar,
- Houngaa Tujhpe Sawaar,
- Jaldi Se Apni Chadhi Utaar,
- Teri Bharni Hai Daraar!
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- Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;
- Chaku Se Kya K~aat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;
- Dupatte Se Kya Dhaak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!
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- Dosti to sirf eak ittephak hai,
- Ye to ~dilo ki mulaqat hai
- Dosti nahi dekhti ke ye din he ki raat hai,
- Aise mein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.
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- Gum ki aanch per anshun ubal kar dekho,
- rang ban j~aynge kisi per dal kar dekho,
- Tumhare seene ki jalan cum hogi jaroor,
- kisi ke pawon se kanta nikal kar dekho.
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- Kehne ko toa~ kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
- Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
- Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
- Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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- Usne ~mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
- Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
- Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
- Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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- Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
- Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
- Mujhe ptta t~ha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
- Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
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- Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
- Nigah ko kissi~ soorat ki talash rehti hai,
- Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
- Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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- Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
- husn ke~ tever nokile ho gaye,
- faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
- ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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- Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
- wo chham ~chham kar ke chali gayi
- main sindoor le kar khada tha
- wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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- Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
- Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
- Zamana teji ka hai,
- Phir kyon~ nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
- Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
- Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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- Pani Ma~in Tairna machali ka style
- Hawa me udna panchi ka style
- Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
- Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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- Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
- dil dhadak~ta hai baar baar,
- par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
- ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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- Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
- thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
- dil tut kar~ reh gaya,
- jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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- Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
- Main Sh~er Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
- Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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- Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
- Begana kaho ~ya deewana,
- Suno is dil ka fasana,
- Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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- Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
- Kuch nasha ~to dheemi barsaat ka hai
- Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
- Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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- Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
- gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
- samundar a~dhura hau kinaro ke bina,
- jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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- Shayar ~hoon arj karta hoon shayari
- Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
- Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…
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- Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
- Sab apne~ apne naseeb hote hai,
- Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
- Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
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- Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
- jisko dhoond rah~ein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
- firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
- bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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- Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
- Itna gair na sam~jho call nahi toa atleast
- Miss call toa kar liya karo
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- Zindagi me~in tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
- Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
- Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
- Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
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- Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
- Socha tha har mo~dd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
- Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.
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- Itna khusnasib to hum na the
- Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
- Fir kyo hum k~uda ko itna bha gye
- ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye
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- baari barsi khatan gaya c
- main kiha baari barsi khatan gay c
- te khat ke liande kele
- bote te chadh de da
- mera chain vich fass gaya pauncha
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- kaash un hassenaon k baap mar jaate
- hum bhi afsos k bahane gale mil aate
- fir socha ae dil aisa sochna paap hai
- ek din tujhe bhi banna kissi haseena ka baap hai
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- Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga
- tu ruth vi jayegi ta~ tenu manavaga
- man javi aae sanam mere manane se
- warna akhna vich anshu leke main kithe jawaga…
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- Mein jism hega tu ruh hegi meri
- dil hega m~era dhadkan hegi teri
- pyaar kardi hegi merenaal ta dasdi kyu ni
- kyu kardi hegi batan vich inni deri…
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- Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga
- tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga
- saya ta chadd ja~nda hega sath andhere wich
- lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga…
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- Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega
- sada dil twade dil nal mil jan wala hega
- rakhi khula ap~ne dil de darwaje nu
- sada khyal twade dil vich aan wala hega..
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- Us pal n~u sanjoo kar rakhya hega
- jado mere hath nu tera hath milya
- khush kismat hega main is jahan vich
- jo meinu jindagi vich tera sath milya…
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- Aksar Lok Eh Puchde Ne,
- Tera Mera Ki Rishta ?
- Main Aksar Ehi Khenda Haan,
- Jo Rab Ne Banaya,
- Ohi Sahamne Aaya.
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- Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
- wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
- main sindoor le kar khada tha
- wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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- Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
- Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
- Zamana teji ka hai,
- Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
- Kalam se khat par leekh~ kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
- Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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- Pani Main Tairna ~machali ka style
- Hawa me udna panchi ka style
- Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
- Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
- .............................................................................
- Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
- Nigah ko kissi soora~t ki talash rehti hai,
- Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
- Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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- Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
- husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
- faisla lene~ me itne dhile ho gaye,
- ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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- Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
- dil dhadakta~ hai baar baar,
- par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
- ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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- Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
- thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
- dil tut kar reh gaya,
- jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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- Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
- Main Sher Suna~ata hoon zara ghor se suno,
- Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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- Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
- Magar kuch soc~eene ki baat karte ho,
- Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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- Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
- Hamne uski doli ~utha rakhi thi ,
- Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
- Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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- Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
- Hamm b~hi aab sehra sajayenge,
- Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
- Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
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- Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
- wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
- main sindoor le kar khada tha
- wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
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- Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
- Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
- Zamana teji ka hai,
- Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
- Kala~m se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
- Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
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- Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
- Hawa me udna p~hejna FANNAH ka style
- Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
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- Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
- Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
- Tere bin k~oi kami toa nhi hai dost,
- Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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- Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
- husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
- faisla lene me~ itne dhile ho gaye,
- ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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- Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
- dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
- par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
- ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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- Humne bhi kab~hi pyar kiya tha,
- thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
- dil tut kar reh gaya,
- jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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- Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
- Main Sher Suna~ata hoon zara ghor se suno,
- Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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- Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
- Magar kuch soch ke~ ruk jaate hain .
- Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
- Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
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- Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
- Hamne uski doli ~utha rakhi thi ,
- Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
- Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
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- Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
- Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
- Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
- Ab uski ch~otti behen ko fasayenge
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