People Quotes Now 2017

1. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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5. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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8. ⟱⟱Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world➤➤➤
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12. ➤➤➤The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. 
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14. ⟴⟴The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 
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17. ⟾⟾The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. 
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19. I⟾⟾ don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! 
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23. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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26. If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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30. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
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34. There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!' 
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37. ➤➤Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
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41. ➤➤Some people go to the office in a Hyundai, some in a Ferrari, my office *is* a Boeing 747.
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45. ⟾⟾If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart. - 
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49. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
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53. Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! - 
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