one line whatsapp status for you new2017

1. I wonder how much ~deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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3. Rose is red. And sky is blue. My love is true. Only for you…
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5. I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
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7. I like to take road ~less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
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9. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
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11. Life is short, chat fast......#
12. Never give up on ~your dreams. Keep sleeping.
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14. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
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16. Life is short talk fast.
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18. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.#
19. Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.
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21. If you are bad. Then I am your dad.
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23. One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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25. The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
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27. Sometimes I need what only you can provide – your absence.
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29. You are what you ~eat. Avoid nuts.
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31. Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
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33. Keep calm and go back to sleep.
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35. Buy land. They’ve ~stopped making it.