Whatever with the past has gone,The best is always yet to come.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May you live all the days of your life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra – Special Birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If there’s something that you’re dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all…HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The more candles on the cake, the harder they are to blow out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh to be seventy again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Getting old ain’t for sissies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It takes a long time to grow young.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From our birthday, until we die,Is but the winking of an eye.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,I never was so happy since the hour I was born.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A birthday: and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife A thoughtful day from dawn to close:The middle day of human life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message: They hope it’s my last.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. At your age, you should really live LARGE…starting with LARGE print.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet. Happy birthday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. You know you’re getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The only thing uncool about getting older is that all the things you thought were really lame growing up are super cool now. Golf, anyone? Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! On your special day, make time to play in your birthday suit…but first make sure it’s clean, and wrinkle-free and doesn’t smell weird.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Statistics show that people who keep celebrating birthdays live longer but eventually look worse than Keith Richards in the morning. Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Can you blow out all these candles or should I call the fire department? Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Count your blessings, not your age spots. Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You still have the face of an angel — not a day older than when you first bought it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday, kiddo! You’ll know you’ve reached adulthood when your birthday cards no longer contain money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday to a real wonder — someone who acts and looks younger than any person I know our age. I really hate you. Like really, really!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Your skin is way too taut and firm for someone who’s at least a decade past the age when most of us experience the dreaded pull of gravity.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You may not consider yourself over the hill yet but you have to admit you’re starting to feel really woozy from the climb.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birthday candles? Blowing them out at your age is not a good idea. You might lose your dentures and knock someone out. Here’s to a safer birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! I wanted to get you something tremendous, something that just gets better and better every day, but I couldn’t find a box big enough for me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday to my oldest friend! Didn’t we always say getting older would be a real gas? Well, we were right — excess gas and antacid tablets are the bane of our existence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still a kid — your friends still blow out your birthday candles before you do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You have so many candles on your birthday cake you can see the candlelight from space.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! When we were younger, we always thought getting older meant we could do whatever we wanted— we never realized that this applied only to our bodies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
###Here’s a posy of ##flowers, and a ###basket too, ##With ##Birthday ##greetings all for you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
##First you forget names; then you ###forget faces; then you ###forget to zip up ##your ##fly; ##and then you forget to ###unzip your## fly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@@@It’s been scientifically pro###ven that too many birthdays will loosen ###the skin just below your chin, making you ##look like Jabba the Hutt from Star ###Wars. Happy birthday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May you live all the days of your life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra – Special Birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If there’s something that you’re dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all…HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sing a song of Birthdays Full of fun and cheer And may you keep on having them For many a happy year.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The more candles on the cake, the harder they are to blow out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh to be seventy again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Getting old ain’t for sissies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It takes a long time to grow young.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From our birthday, until we die,Is but the winking of an eye.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,I never was so happy since the hour I was born.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I’d have taken better care of myself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A birthday: and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife A thoughtful day from dawn to close:The middle day of human life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message: They hope it’s my last.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. At your age, you should really live LARGE…starting with LARGE print.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet. Happy birthday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday. You know you’re getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The only thing uncool about getting older is that all the things you thought were really lame growing up are super cool now. Golf, anyone? Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! On your special day, make time to play in your birthday suit…but first make sure it’s clean, and wrinkle-free and doesn’t smell weird.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Statistics show that people who keep celebrating birthdays live longer but eventually look worse than Keith Richards in the morning. Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Can you blow out all these candles or should I call the fire department? Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Count your blessings, not your age spots. Happy birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You still have the face of an angel — not a day older than when you first bought it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday, kiddo! You’ll know you’ve reached adulthood when your birthday cards no longer contain money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday to a real wonder — someone who acts and looks younger than any person I know our age. I really hate you. Like really, really!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Your skin is way too taut and firm for someone who’s at least a decade past the age when most of us experience the dreaded pull of gravity.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You may not consider yourself over the hill yet but you have to admit you’re starting to feel really woozy from the climb.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Birthday candles? Blowing them out at your age is not a good idea. You might lose your dentures and knock someone out. Here’s to a safer birthday!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! I wanted to get you something tremendous, something that just gets better and better every day, but I couldn’t find a box big enough for me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday to my oldest friend! Didn’t we always say getting older would be a real gas? Well, we were right — excess gas and antacid tablets are the bane of our existence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still a kid — your friends still blow out your birthday candles before you do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You have so many candles on your birthday cake you can see the candlelight from space.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! When we were younger, we always thought getting older meant we could do whatever we wanted— we never realized that this applied only to our bodies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
###Here’s a posy of ##flowers, and a ###basket too, ##With ##Birthday ##greetings all for you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
##First you forget names; then you ###forget faces; then you ###forget to zip up ##your ##fly; ##and then you forget to ###unzip your## fly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@@@It’s been scientifically pro###ven that too many birthdays will loosen ###the skin just below your chin, making you ##look like Jabba the Hutt from Star ###Wars. Happy birthday
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