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His blood smells like cologne
On every continent in the world,~there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He is fluent in all languages, ~including three that he only speaks
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
Panhandlers give him money
When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
He never has to slide his credit card at the fuel pump at the gas station, he just puts the pump in the tank and he pumps fuel for free!

His beard has it’s own email address and zip code!
He can heal flesh wounds with mustard!
He makes a psychiatrist go to therapy!
He single handedly took ~down napoleon, hitler, and fidel castro by flicking his beard and laughing at each one hysterically!
He has played baseball and swung the bat for 20 years and has never struck out!
He makes better ramen noodles than the finest asian restaurants!
His ex wife gave him a Husband of the Year trophy.
Out of respect, snow refuse to fall on his porch and driveway
Cars get nervous when he drives them; they fear the humiliation of running low on gas
He once won a NFL fantasy football CHAMPIONSHIP, with a WNBA roster
He once ran a marathon, backwards, to see what second place looked like.
He once bit a shark back
Rattlesnacks claim he tastes like chicken
He cured Typhoid Mary with a serum made from honey, apple cider vinegar and ketchup.
He once taught a hummingbird how to yodel.
Once, when he wore his thong bathing suit,three ladies and a male lifeguard fainted.
Fear Itself has nothing to fear but Him.
When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly
Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
He calls the doctor if his erection DOESN’T last four hours or more.
When in Rome, they do as HE does
His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han
He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
Time waits on no one, but him
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
Panhandlers give him money.
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
His passport requires no photograph.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
Once he ran a marathon ~because it was “on the way”
His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”
The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
when ever he goes deer hunting,all of the deer play dead
Presidents take his birthday off
His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft
He has never walked into a spider web
He is left handed. And right handed
His words carry weight that would break a lesser man’s jaw.
His shirts never wrinkle
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
His organ donation card also lists his beard
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
Respected archaeologists~ fight over his discarded apple cores
He once chastised himself, then later apologized.
A disparaging remark to him from a drunk Russian sailor almost caused an international incident, in Cuba.
The Pope once kissed his ring.
He can spy on the NSA with an 8 ball.
If He where to tell you his secrets he would have to kill you………IN THE AFTERLIFE
He knows what the fox says
When he dreams, it’s not only in color, but IMAX 3D.
He once found the fountain of youth, but he didn’t drink cause he wasn’t thirsty.
Putin gave him a Gold Medal just for attending the Olympics.
He tried lumosity, overrided they’re system
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While in the military, he taught sniper’s to shoot from point blank range….UNDETECTED!!!
Whenever he is driving down the street, potholes move out of his way.
The reason his picture ~isn’t on money is because he said it would “de value his image”
He can get to the north pole bye heading west…
He apples his decore
He has a drug sniffing dog as his dealer
it had never been “his bad”
He has a “safe word” for phone sex.
The blarney stone french kissed HIM
He once wrote a check and the bank bounced!!
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He once engaged in horseplay, and the horses lost.
Back in the 60’s, the Beatles used to scream at him.
Once bitten, he is still not shy.
His “boys” can’t swim, but they don’t need to
When he looks through the forest… The trees see him.
He seldom takes penalty kicks, but when he does there unstoppable.
He would make a thera~pist go to therapy!
He once yelled theater in a crowded fire and saved everyone
He once yelled theater in a crowded fire and saved everyone
The handsomest man in the world walked in on his wife (the most beautiful woman in the world) and him in bed. The husband would immediately understand
He once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called “The Islands.”
He once parallel parked a freight train.
His words hold so much weight they would break a lesser mans jaw.
His eyes are corrective lenses for his glasses
The song “You had a bad day puzzles him”…
If he were ever to suddenly find himself half the man he used to be it would still be so much more than any other man
He once led a horse to water….and made it drink
He doesn’t wait for a sunrise, the sun waits HIM to rise.
The most interesting man in the world has Santa Claus worried about being on his naughty or nice list….. Merry Christmas my friends……
Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
His garden maze is~ responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
He’s never lost a game of chance
He chose Marianne AND Ginger, AT the sametime!
He is the life of parties that he has never attended
He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of
Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
During christmas, santa leaves cookies for HIM
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If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
he doesn’t have to buy beer,he owns the franchise
The Kardashians Keep~ Up With Him
He Won A Heisman….As A Equipment Manager
All 5 Dentists Recommend Him
When he attends a Super Bowl, He’s The Super Bowl MVP
Max Martin Gets Songwriting Advice from Him
Pilots wait for him to Turn Off The Seat Belt Sign
He Gets Free Wifi in Dead Zones
It’s Always Sunny wherever he goes
He Wins The Triple Crown…..Just By Attending The Races
He’s The Team Captain…For All Teams
He Has a Visitor’s Pass from Area 51
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He Got His Drivers License…When He Was Born
4th Of July Firework Shows Wait For Him
He’s The Ace For Every Baseball Team
He once tried to ~acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
he once knocked out a ghost with his invisible punch !
While a congressman, he was allowed to veto bills, not the president.
When he barks at dogs, they give him treats.
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His x rays are in the Smithsonian.
He taught Lindbergh how to fly.
He does not have electricity. The lights come on when he walks into the room.
Cars are named after him. But he doesn’t drive. he doesn’t need to.
He had a hole in one. On all 18 holes.
He fills put his NCAA bracket one year in advance. And he always wins.
He doesn’t need insurance. He’s never had an accident.
He dropped himself ~on Nagasaki, thus getting Japan to surrender.
He won the gold medal at the Olympics. The silver and bronze too. All in the same event.
His dinner toasts have been written into the national archives.
He taught the Pope to do the Twist.
He’s chosen the trifecta at Churchill Downs, twice.
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Jack Bauer uses him as a reference.
He has a pet grizzly just to keep his pet gorilla company while he is away.
The list of his collection of fine wines is protected under national security.
He plays dodge ball by himself.
When visiting a bowling alley the pins fall over before he throws the ball.
After the movie ended, everyone left the theatre. He was still in his chair. The usher simply acknowledged his presence.
He Invented The Color Blue
He once stopped a tidal wave…….by waving back.
He can align the planets simply by staring into space.
When he worked for the fire department, he never used water on the fire. He just stood there and the fire went out.
He once parallel parked a train.
He calls a physician when his erection does not last for more than FOUR hours.
he makes all the answers for Jeopardy.
He calls a physician when his erection doesn’t last 4 hours or longer.
His 2¢ is worth $35 and change.
He once had a wardrobe malfunction. Three ladies fainted.
He once gave his guardian angel CPR.
Speed ~bumps will flatten before he approaches them…and rise again after he passes them.
All snow flakes want to be like him.

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