Amrican Lady u@pdated her facebook status
We Met
Fel Madly in Luv
Got Engagd
Hd a Lovly Tym
Thn things Turnd Sour
V Seperatd
N
Divorcd
.
Wat a busy weekend it was.
Medical Entrance Exam
When I was young I decided to go to
medical@ school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked
to rearrange the alphabets
.
P.N.E.I.S
.
and form the name of an important
human body which is most useful
when erect.
.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors
today, while the rest are on Facebook..
Sponsored Links
Benifits of Facebook and Twitter
Banta: Santa, why are you always
on Facebook?
.
Santa: I like Facebook & I'm owaz
there for on@e
thing. It's the
only place were u can like
another man's wife
without getting slapped.
.
Banta: So, what about Twitter,
why are you always
there too?
.
.
Santa: Twitter is the only place
you can follow
another man's wife for free
Prediction of Jawaharlal Nehru
"At the stroke of the midnight
hour, @when the world
sleeps India will awake ..." ~
Jawaharlal Nehru.
.
P.S: Nehru ji predicted about
Engineering Students &
Facebook in 1947.
Facebook Flirt..!
Boy sends friend request
to a Girl on Facebook:
.
.
Girl:"Kaun h@o tum ??
.
.
Boy:"Hasrat tumhari..
.
.
Girl:"Chahte kya ho ??
.
.
Boy:"Mohhabat tumhari..
.
.
Girl:"Pachtaoge tum..
.
.
Boy:"Kismat hamari..
.
.
Girl:"Married hoon main...:p
.
.
Boy:"To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari.
Jab Tak Hai Jaan In Facebook Style
Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!!
Teri profile ki rangee@n mastiya...
Teri DP ki beparvah gusthakiya..
Teri cover ki leharati angdaiya...
Nahi bhulunga me.. Jab tak hai jaan...
Jab tak hai jaan.... tera friendlist se remove karna..
Tere mutual friends ka rukh modna..
Tera palat ke fir request na bhejana..
Nahi maf karunga m@ai.. Jab tak hai jaan....
Jab tak hai jaan...... inbox me tere bedhadak msg karne se...
Bat bat pe bewajha tere offline hone se...
Choti choti teri replies se...
Mohabbat karunga me... Jab tak hai jaan.....
Jab tak hai jaan...... tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai.. Jab tak hai jaan....
Jab tak hai jaan.....
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Upvas in a Modern Style
"Upvas" in new style:-
Livng 1 day widout
Mobile
Facebook
Elec@tricity
Internet
TV
.
Ye upvas kar k dekho,
GOD dharti par Aake kahenge
.
.
.
"Bas kar Pagale.. Ab rulayga kya".!!.
Facebook Era
Dad writes on sons wall:
Son, Hw r u?
Ur Mom & I m fine & v mis u a lot.
V wish 2 c u.
So Plz turn @off ur PC
& cum dwnstairs 4 dinner =):-):-)
Rajnikanth Poked Mark Zuckerberg
*Latest News*
Facebook Is Being Closed This Friday Because:
Mark Zuckerberg - (Chief Executive Officer & President Of Facebook)
Has Been Hospitalized With Serious Injuries,
After Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!!!
Similarity in Life and Facebook
Life is much like Facebook.
People will like your problems & comment
but no one's g@onna solve them.
Because everybody seems
so busy in updating their own
Facebook Fever!
A man posted his status as:
`Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight`
.
.
17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it.
What's on my mind???
Girl: Why my @name is always
on your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind.
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Orkut aur Facebook ki Meharbani
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani.
Kuch khud Barbad hue.
Kuch"orkut"aur"Facebook"ki Meharbani hai.
Notice on getting Fire
Notice on a Public Building:
In case of fire, exit the building
b4 putting it on Facebook about it or on the wall.
Facebook Fighting Style
Fighting style-
1980- nukkad par mil tu!
1990- adde pe aa tu, batata hu!
2000- sport club pe mil, dekhta hu tujhe!
2011- ab aa tu facebook pe!!!
Film Dewaar in Facebook Style
Old dialoge new style.." mere pas facebook he, twitter he,
orkut he..tumhare pas kya he..haaii ?
A Wise man repl@y "
Abe oye mere pas KAM-DHANDHA he samje..
Sponsored Links
Facebook activity is like Jail
Facebook is like jail,
you sit around and waste time,
write on wal@ls, and
get poked by people you don't know.
Facebook photo v/s ID card photo
Kisi ki shakal itni buri nahi hoti
jitni uskay ID @card ki tasweer hoti hai
aur kisi ki shakal itni achi nahi hoti
jitni uski facebook kay profile ki tasweer hoti hai!
Why she loves a rose which dies
Boy asked God, Why she loves rose which dies in a day,
but doesn't lov@e me who dies for her every day?
God replied, Mast hai! Facebook pe Daal!
Facebook Law for status update
FACEBOOK LAW:
Behind every status update..
there is a...
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V
New Age Poem-
Chatting Chatting, Yes Mama,,
Setting a Girl Friend?? No Mama,...
Telling@ Lie?? No Mama,
Open your Facebook Account..
('.')
/) (\
./ \
Ha ha hahahahhah ha
Kamwali Baai's Facebook Status
Malkin - Tu 3 din kam
pe nai ayi ?
Kamwali - maine toh
facebook pe update kiya tha,
“Mein ja rahi hun”
Apke pati ne comment
b kia tha:
“Miss U ;)”
Sponsored Links
Facebook's working principle
Why is Facebook such a hit?
Bcoz it works on the@ principle that,
"People are more interested in
others' life rather than their own".
Wedding in Facebook style
Modern Style wedding:
Pujari: Do u both agree to change your
Facebook stat@us to married?
Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!
Changing Your Status
If your wife claims she never
looks at your Facebook profile,
change your statu@s to "Single"
and wait for 5 minutes.
Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle
Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He
Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"
Sponsored Links
Beggar begging in Facebook style
Wat if a begar started using facebook and addicted ??
"Allah ke na@am pe koi ek CoMmEnT DeDe bAbA... "
"Maula ke naam pe koi ek LiKe karde BaBa..."
Tu ek comment dega...Wo dus comments dega...
Tu ek Like dega... Wo dus Likes dega...
Babaaa oh babaa... Dena... :O)
Rahul Mahajan's status update
Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.
Give me some sunshine,
Give me some@ rain,
Now give me another wife,
That I can beat up once again !
Students Permanent address
Height of@ addiction:
In a college form, when
asked about "PERMANENT ADDRESS",
a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
A Letter from MySpace
Dear Facebook,
You're becoming a little too complicated
and trying to over do it,
you're going to end up like me.
Sincerely,
MySpace.
Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan.
Priscilla Chan chan@ges her status from
'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.
Facebook tip for broken hearts
Facebook Tip:
Never Delete/Block your ex flames;
Let them know@ that you're better off without them!
Sponsored Links
If Facebook was in school subjects
If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook
were all school subjects,
my parents would be so proud of me!
Make money from FaceBook
Do you want to make more money from FaceBook?
It`s easy. Just go to your Account Settings,
Deactivate your account and go to work!
Limit to change the status
Facebook should have a limit
on how many times you can
change your relationship status.
After 3, it shoul@ default to UNSTABLE.
Kaam Wali Baai in Modern World
Modern world- Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya
Jab uski Kaam@ Waali Baai Ne Kaha,
Sahab! Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)
Sponsored Links
Golu's Facebook status
Golu ki wife margayi
molu usko chup karane
k Bad-tujhe kuch chahiye
Golu- Jaldi se Laptop
le aa
Molu- Q ?
Golu - facebook pe status
change karna hai……
Young Generation loves Facebook
Attitude Of Young Generation
.
.
They Luv “Facebook”
.
.
But
.
.
They Hate T@o “Face” The “Book“-:)
Extra-ordinary person on Facebook
An ordinary person will be with books …
.
But
An extra-ordinary person will be in that book…
Be an
extra-ordinary person like me!
.
.
I’m on Facebook
Facebook Friend
Just wanted to let u know
that you are my@ BFBFF...
Best Face book Friend Forever.
Ye Sun kar DIMA@GH hi ghoom gaya..
Jub meri DADI ne mujh se pucha:
.
.
Tum FACEBOOK per ho?
English grammer in modern style
Modern English Grammar tenses :-
Orkut was@ past,
Facebook is present,
Google + will be future :)
Sponsored Links
I am not a facebook status
You don't have to like me,
I'm not a Facebook status!
Greatest thing about Facebook
The greatest thing about Facebook is
that you can quote something and
totally make up the source.
Before posting on facebook
Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook,
one should always test it on one's wife first.
If she rolls her eyes@ and leaves the room,
you know it has potential.
If U fail in LIFE
If U fail in LIFE then
FACEBOOK is the best place
to write motivating messages.
Sponsored Links
Facebook took my friends
Google took my memory.
Facebook my friends and now
spell check @is busy fucking my spellings!
Adult way of having friends
Facebook is the adult way
of having imaginary friends.
Facebook v/s Twitter
Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.
Similarity in Facebo@ok and Sunglasses
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people
without getting caught.
It's like Facebook in real life.
Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.
Facebook helps to read people's mind
I used to wo@nder what it was like to read people's minds
but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.
Sponsored Links
FaceBook and Twitter
Thank God!
FaceBook and Twitter
don't run on Petrol!
Share fresh ideas on Facebook
Always wake up early.
It gives you fre@sh ideas.
Share them with your
FaceBook friends and go to sleep!
Rule of Men's amd Women's
Men Rule: If y@ou can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them,
unfriend them from Facebook!
Mark Zuckerberg's wedding plans
Mark Zuckerber@g denies keeping his wedding plans private,
he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.
Sponsored Links
You are always on FaceBook
Why do people s@ay to me,
"You're always on FaceBook?"
How do they know exactly?
Could it be because they are too?
Formula for living
My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and
I go to bed@ at night.
In between, I occupy myself
as best I can on FaceBook.
Facebook with a Punch option
The 'Poke' option is okay,
but when is Facebook going to
come out with a 'Punch' option?
Single on FaceBook status
Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status.
It is a word that describes a person
who is strong enough to live and enjoy life
without depending on others.
Just before hanging the convict,
the judge askd the prisoner, "Any last wish?"
Convict: Yes, I want@ to update
my Facebook status as 'Dead'.
Hardest things for kids
In the next 20-30 years,
one of the hardest things for kids
will be to find @a screen name on Gmail,
FaceBook, Twitter, et al.,
that hasn`t already been taken.
Sponsored Links
Photos taken for memories
I still re@member those days
when photos were taken for memories
and not for FaceBook profiles.
@
Life without you is like...
Life without you is like;
Twitter without followers,
Youtube without videos,
FaceBook without Likes
and Google with no results.
Sirish Kunder status update
Sirish Kunder status update
from "Got Married to" to "Got Slapped".
Advantage of being a Man
Advantage of being a Man:
You don@'t get tagged in
random pictures on FaceBook
On Valentine's Day.
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Updating @my Facebook status
When I die, I want someone
to keep updating my Facebook status
to freak people out.
God does not have Facebook
God does not have a Blackberry
but He is my favourite contact.
He does not have Facebook
but He is my f@avourite friend
& He does not have Twitter
but I follow Him.
Drama on Facebook
There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!
The Opiate of the masses
Karl Marx was wrong.
Religi@on is not the opiate of the masses.
FaceBook and Twitter are.
I failed my driver`s test.
The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?`
I said, `I usually respond to texts,
check my emails and Facebook`.
Facebook - A Height of non-sense
Facebook keeps suggesting me: 'FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW'.
But when I try adding someone, it says, 'Do YOU KNOW HIM?'
Isn't it height of non-sense!
Sponsored Links
Son with mom's friend request
Son 2 his Mom@: Mom you know na.
I love you a lot.
But sorry Mom,
I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook.
Facebook with different options
Facebook should have options
WHO CA@RES along with LIKE.
It should also add SLAP, PUNCH,
KICK along with POKE.
Boy after proposing
Boy : Do you love me?
Girl: Yeah..I love you.
Boy sta@rts running..
Girl: Hey! Where are u going?
Boy: Updating Facebook status !!!
Girl with many friends' request
To every girl suffering from
many friends' request on Facebook:
..
.
.
.
.
Put your real picture!.
Sponsored Links
Friendship on Facebook
Friendship on Facebook is like `KOLAVERI DI`
.
..
...
No need 2 understand, just enjoy it.
Delete your Facebook Account
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.@
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.
Facebook knows Everybody
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you're nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!
Messages on Facebook
Messages that change yr mood:
"I love u!"
"I hate@ u!"
& the best one
"Facebook Login Error".
Girl's status on Facebook:
"Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!"
2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude.
Drop the plan@, if u can,
who vl use ur Bike den..
Lovers with Facebook passwords
Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers.
The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords!
Sponsored Links
Height of Social Networking
A woman recently changed her facebook status:
"I got my periods"
20 Guys
"Liked" it..
30 guys commented
"thank god"..
Boy chatting with a Girl on Facebook
Boy- Nice dress!
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai..
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Make @up bhi achha hai!
Girl- Thanx bhaiyya!
Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi... ;-)
FaceBook Wedding
Soon wedding will look like this:
Priest: Do u agree @to change ur status from Single to Married?
Male: Yes
Female: Yes
Priest: I declare u both as husband & wife.
U may now poke the bride.
Boy n girl on Facebook
Boy n girl on Facebook:
Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then@ …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”
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Santa's profile on Facebook
Santa just m@ade his profile on facebook.
Ab wo sochne laga ki wall pe kya likha jaye...
bahut bar sochne ke badd usne likhaa . . .
yahan par peshab karna mana hai
We Met
Fel Madly in Luv
Got Engagd
Hd a Lovly Tym
Thn things Turnd Sour
V Seperatd
N
Divorcd
.
Wat a busy weekend it was.
Medical Entrance Exam
When I was young I decided to go to
medical@ school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked
to rearrange the alphabets
.
P.N.E.I.S
.
and form the name of an important
human body which is most useful
when erect.
.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors
today, while the rest are on Facebook..
Sponsored Links
Benifits of Facebook and Twitter
Banta: Santa, why are you always
on Facebook?
.
Santa: I like Facebook & I'm owaz
there for on@e
thing. It's the
only place were u can like
another man's wife
without getting slapped.
.
Banta: So, what about Twitter,
why are you always
there too?
.
.
Santa: Twitter is the only place
you can follow
another man's wife for free
Prediction of Jawaharlal Nehru
"At the stroke of the midnight
hour, @when the world
sleeps India will awake ..." ~
Jawaharlal Nehru.
.
P.S: Nehru ji predicted about
Engineering Students &
Facebook in 1947.
Facebook Flirt..!
Boy sends friend request
to a Girl on Facebook:
.
.
Girl:"Kaun h@o tum ??
.
.
Boy:"Hasrat tumhari..
.
.
Girl:"Chahte kya ho ??
.
.
Boy:"Mohhabat tumhari..
.
.
Girl:"Pachtaoge tum..
.
.
Boy:"Kismat hamari..
.
.
Girl:"Married hoon main...:p
.
.
Boy:"To Status single se hata
Manhoos Naari.
Jab Tak Hai Jaan In Facebook Style
Jab Tak Hai Jaan In FB Style...!!!
Teri profile ki rangee@n mastiya...
Teri DP ki beparvah gusthakiya..
Teri cover ki leharati angdaiya...
Nahi bhulunga me.. Jab tak hai jaan...
Jab tak hai jaan.... tera friendlist se remove karna..
Tere mutual friends ka rukh modna..
Tera palat ke fir request na bhejana..
Nahi maf karunga m@ai.. Jab tak hai jaan....
Jab tak hai jaan...... inbox me tere bedhadak msg karne se...
Bat bat pe bewajha tere offline hone se...
Choti choti teri replies se...
Mohabbat karunga me... Jab tak hai jaan.....
Jab tak hai jaan...... tere jhute relationship status se...
Tere jalte sulagte quotes se...
Teri bereham updates se...
Nafrat karunga mai.. Jab tak hai jaan....
Jab tak hai jaan.....
Sponsored Links
Upvas in a Modern Style
"Upvas" in new style:-
Livng 1 day widout
Mobile
Elec@tricity
Internet
TV
.
Ye upvas kar k dekho,
GOD dharti par Aake kahenge
.
.
.
"Bas kar Pagale.. Ab rulayga kya".!!.
Facebook Era
Dad writes on sons wall:
Son, Hw r u?
Ur Mom & I m fine & v mis u a lot.
V wish 2 c u.
So Plz turn @off ur PC
& cum dwnstairs 4 dinner =):-):-)
Rajnikanth Poked Mark Zuckerberg
*Latest News*
Facebook Is Being Closed This Friday Because:
Mark Zuckerberg - (Chief Executive Officer & President Of Facebook)
Has Been Hospitalized With Serious Injuries,
After Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!!!
Similarity in Life and Facebook
Life is much like Facebook.
People will like your problems & comment
but no one's g@onna solve them.
Because everybody seems
so busy in updating their own
Facebook Fever!
A man posted his status as:
`Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight`
.
.
17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it.
What's on my mind???
Girl: Why my @name is always
on your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind.
Sponsored Links
Orkut aur Facebook ki Meharbani
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si Kahani hai,
Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani.
Kuch khud Barbad hue.
Kuch"orkut"aur"Facebook"ki Meharbani hai.
Notice on getting Fire
Notice on a Public Building:
In case of fire, exit the building
b4 putting it on Facebook about it or on the wall.
Facebook Fighting Style
Fighting style-
1980- nukkad par mil tu!
1990- adde pe aa tu, batata hu!
2000- sport club pe mil, dekhta hu tujhe!
2011- ab aa tu facebook pe!!!
Film Dewaar in Facebook Style
Old dialoge new style.." mere pas facebook he, twitter he,
orkut he..tumhare pas kya he..haaii ?
A Wise man repl@y "
Abe oye mere pas KAM-DHANDHA he samje..
Sponsored Links
Facebook activity is like Jail
Facebook is like jail,
you sit around and waste time,
write on wal@ls, and
get poked by people you don't know.
Facebook photo v/s ID card photo
Kisi ki shakal itni buri nahi hoti
jitni uskay ID @card ki tasweer hoti hai
aur kisi ki shakal itni achi nahi hoti
jitni uski facebook kay profile ki tasweer hoti hai!
Why she loves a rose which dies
Boy asked God, Why she loves rose which dies in a day,
but doesn't lov@e me who dies for her every day?
God replied, Mast hai! Facebook pe Daal!
Facebook Law for status update
FACEBOOK LAW:
Behind every status update..
there is a...
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V
New Age Poem-
Chatting Chatting, Yes Mama,,
Setting a Girl Friend?? No Mama,...
Telling@ Lie?? No Mama,
Open your Facebook Account..
('.')
/) (\
./ \
Ha ha hahahahhah ha
Kamwali Baai's Facebook Status
Malkin - Tu 3 din kam
pe nai ayi ?
Kamwali - maine toh
facebook pe update kiya tha,
“Mein ja rahi hun”
Apke pati ne comment
b kia tha:
“Miss U ;)”
Sponsored Links
Facebook's working principle
Why is Facebook such a hit?
Bcoz it works on the@ principle that,
"People are more interested in
others' life rather than their own".
Wedding in Facebook style
Modern Style wedding:
Pujari: Do u both agree to change your
Facebook stat@us to married?
Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!
Changing Your Status
If your wife claims she never
looks at your Facebook profile,
change your statu@s to "Single"
and wait for 5 minutes.
Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle
Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He
Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"
Sponsored Links
Beggar begging in Facebook style
Wat if a begar started using facebook and addicted ??
"Allah ke na@am pe koi ek CoMmEnT DeDe bAbA... "
"Maula ke naam pe koi ek LiKe karde BaBa..."
Tu ek comment dega...Wo dus comments dega...
Tu ek Like dega... Wo dus Likes dega...
Babaaa oh babaa... Dena... :O)
Rahul Mahajan's status update
Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook.
Give me some sunshine,
Give me some@ rain,
Now give me another wife,
That I can beat up once again !
Students Permanent address
Height of@ addiction:
In a college form, when
asked about "PERMANENT ADDRESS",
a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
A Letter from MySpace
Dear Facebook,
You're becoming a little too complicated
and trying to over do it,
you're going to end up like me.
Sincerely,
MySpace.
Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan.
Priscilla Chan chan@ges her status from
'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.
Facebook tip for broken hearts
Facebook Tip:
Never Delete/Block your ex flames;
Let them know@ that you're better off without them!
Sponsored Links
If Facebook was in school subjects
If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook
were all school subjects,
my parents would be so proud of me!
Make money from FaceBook
Do you want to make more money from FaceBook?
It`s easy. Just go to your Account Settings,
Deactivate your account and go to work!
Limit to change the status
Facebook should have a limit
on how many times you can
change your relationship status.
After 3, it shoul@ default to UNSTABLE.
Kaam Wali Baai in Modern World
Modern world- Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya
Jab uski Kaam@ Waali Baai Ne Kaha,
Sahab! Facebook Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)
Sponsored Links
Golu's Facebook status
Golu ki wife margayi
molu usko chup karane
k Bad-tujhe kuch chahiye
Golu- Jaldi se Laptop
le aa
Molu- Q ?
Golu - facebook pe status
change karna hai……
Young Generation loves Facebook
Attitude Of Young Generation
.
.
They Luv “Facebook”
.
.
But
.
.
They Hate T@o “Face” The “Book“-:)
Extra-ordinary person on Facebook
An ordinary person will be with books …
.
But
An extra-ordinary person will be in that book…
Be an
extra-ordinary person like me!
.
.
I’m on Facebook
Facebook Friend
Just wanted to let u know
that you are my@ BFBFF...
Best Face book Friend Forever.
Ye Sun kar DIMA@GH hi ghoom gaya..
Jub meri DADI ne mujh se pucha:
.
.
Tum FACEBOOK per ho?
English grammer in modern style
Modern English Grammar tenses :-
Orkut was@ past,
Facebook is present,
Google + will be future :)
Sponsored Links
I am not a facebook status
You don't have to like me,
I'm not a Facebook status!
Greatest thing about Facebook
The greatest thing about Facebook is
that you can quote something and
totally make up the source.
Before posting on facebook
Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook,
one should always test it on one's wife first.
If she rolls her eyes@ and leaves the room,
you know it has potential.
If U fail in LIFE
If U fail in LIFE then
FACEBOOK is the best place
to write motivating messages.
Sponsored Links
Facebook took my friends
Google took my memory.
Facebook my friends and now
spell check @is busy fucking my spellings!
Adult way of having friends
Facebook is the adult way
of having imaginary friends.
Facebook v/s Twitter
Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.
Similarity in Facebo@ok and Sunglasses
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people
without getting caught.
It's like Facebook in real life.
Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I am studying.
Facebook helps to read people's mind
I used to wo@nder what it was like to read people's minds
but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it.
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FaceBook and Twitter
Thank God!
FaceBook and Twitter
don't run on Petrol!
Share fresh ideas on Facebook
Always wake up early.
It gives you fre@sh ideas.
Share them with your
FaceBook friends and go to sleep!
Rule of Men's amd Women's
Men Rule: If y@ou can't convince them, confuse them!
Women Rule: If you can't convince them,
unfriend them from Facebook!
Mark Zuckerberg's wedding plans
Mark Zuckerber@g denies keeping his wedding plans private,
he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.
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You are always on FaceBook
Why do people s@ay to me,
"You're always on FaceBook?"
How do they know exactly?
Could it be because they are too?
Formula for living
My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and
I go to bed@ at night.
In between, I occupy myself
as best I can on FaceBook.
Facebook with a Punch option
The 'Poke' option is okay,
but when is Facebook going to
come out with a 'Punch' option?
Single on FaceBook status
Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status.
It is a word that describes a person
who is strong enough to live and enjoy life
without depending on others.
Just before hanging the convict,
the judge askd the prisoner, "Any last wish?"
Convict: Yes, I want@ to update
my Facebook status as 'Dead'.
Hardest things for kids
In the next 20-30 years,
one of the hardest things for kids
will be to find @a screen name on Gmail,
FaceBook, Twitter, et al.,
that hasn`t already been taken.
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Photos taken for memories
I still re@member those days
when photos were taken for memories
and not for FaceBook profiles.
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Life without you is like...
Life without you is like;
Twitter without followers,
Youtube without videos,
FaceBook without Likes
and Google with no results.
Sirish Kunder status update
Sirish Kunder status update
from "Got Married to" to "Got Slapped".
Advantage of being a Man
Advantage of being a Man:
You don@'t get tagged in
random pictures on FaceBook
On Valentine's Day.
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Updating @my Facebook status
When I die, I want someone
to keep updating my Facebook status
to freak people out.
God does not have Facebook
God does not have a Blackberry
but He is my favourite contact.
He does not have Facebook
but He is my f@avourite friend
& He does not have Twitter
but I follow Him.
Drama on Facebook
There is so much drama on Facebook;
I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show!
The Opiate of the masses
Karl Marx was wrong.
Religi@on is not the opiate of the masses.
FaceBook and Twitter are.
I failed my driver`s test.
The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?`
I said, `I usually respond to texts,
check my emails and Facebook`.
Facebook - A Height of non-sense
Facebook keeps suggesting me: 'FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW'.
But when I try adding someone, it says, 'Do YOU KNOW HIM?'
Isn't it height of non-sense!
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Son with mom's friend request
Son 2 his Mom@: Mom you know na.
I love you a lot.
But sorry Mom,
I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook.
Facebook with different options
Facebook should have options
WHO CA@RES along with LIKE.
It should also add SLAP, PUNCH,
KICK along with POKE.
Boy after proposing
Boy : Do you love me?
Girl: Yeah..I love you.
Boy sta@rts running..
Girl: Hey! Where are u going?
Boy: Updating Facebook status !!!
Girl with many friends' request
To every girl suffering from
many friends' request on Facebook:
..
.
.
.
.
Put your real picture!.
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Friendship on Facebook
Friendship on Facebook is like `KOLAVERI DI`
.
..
...
No need 2 understand, just enjoy it.
Delete your Facebook Account
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.@
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.
Facebook knows Everybody
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you're nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!
Messages on Facebook
Messages that change yr mood:
"I love u!"
"I hate@ u!"
& the best one
"Facebook Login Error".
Girl's status on Facebook:
"Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!"
2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude.
Drop the plan@, if u can,
who vl use ur Bike den..
Lovers with Facebook passwords
Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers.
The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords!
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Height of Social Networking
A woman recently changed her facebook status:
"I got my periods"
20 Guys
"Liked" it..
30 guys commented
"thank god"..
Boy chatting with a Girl on Facebook
Boy- Nice dress!
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai..
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Make @up bhi achha hai!
Girl- Thanx bhaiyya!
Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi... ;-)
FaceBook Wedding
Soon wedding will look like this:
Priest: Do u agree @to change ur status from Single to Married?
Male: Yes
Female: Yes
Priest: I declare u both as husband & wife.
U may now poke the bride.
Boy n girl on Facebook
Boy n girl on Facebook:
Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then@ …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”
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Santa's profile on Facebook
Santa just m@ade his profile on facebook.
Ab wo sochne laga ki wall pe kya likha jaye...
bahut bar sochne ke badd usne likhaa . . .
yahan par peshab karna mana hai
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