- ➪➪➪Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer⤄⤄
- ➧The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- ➽Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce➦ the lottery numbers.
- Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
- There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
- Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
- I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. -
- Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
- I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
- When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. -
- ➽I am too lazy to be lazy.
- Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
- ⟴If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. -
- ➽You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. -
- I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? -
- I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
- Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. -
- My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
- Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
- I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
- You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
- I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Funny Lazy Quotes things Now 2017
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