Funny Lazy Quotes things Now 2017


  • ➪➪➪Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer⤄⤄

  • ➧The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 

  • The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 


  • ➽Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce➦ the lottery numbers. 


  • Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! 


  • There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. 


  • Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. 


  • I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. -  


  • Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.


  • I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. 


  • When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. - 


  • ➽I am too lazy to be lazy.



  • Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.


  • ⟴If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - 


  • ➽You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. - 



  • I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? - 


  • I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.


  • Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. - 



  • My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. 


  • Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

  • I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. 


  • You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

  • I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. 




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